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sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

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pontyyy:

victoriasebben

ahaha i need this

pontyyy:

victoriasebben

ahaha i need this

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theangelshavetheconfetti:

damn-spot:

One of the most stressful and terrifying moments is when you are watching a series/season finale, and you realize there isn’t enough time left in the episode for it to end the way you want.

NO NO THE MOST TERRIFYING IS WHEN EVERYTHING IS PERFECT BUT THERE’S STILL LIKE 10 MINUTES LEFT

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rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

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NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

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sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

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pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

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ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

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missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

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